Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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