When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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