I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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