True but thats because hes a fetus.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Michael Bay diarrhea
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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