I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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