Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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