The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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