I wanna passion pit in your ass
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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