Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Dick very happy bro
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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