My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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