Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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