i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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