Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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