that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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