it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I AM VODKA MAN
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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