Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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