bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am naked and annoyed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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