Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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