i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It's not a walk of shame if you run
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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