my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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