Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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