I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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