Don't you send me to vm
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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