oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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