Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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