There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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