guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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