dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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