I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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