did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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