I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
