i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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