Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
you never un-have a 4some
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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