Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Do vagina's smell?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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