i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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