So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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