Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think people are normalizing furries
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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