if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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