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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We need to get me chipped asap
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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