at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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