I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.