i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
should my penis look like a turkey
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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