Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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