Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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