I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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