your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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