I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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