Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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