handjob tips. give me some.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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