thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
her vagine was all disorganized.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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