My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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