man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
And then he peed in my hair
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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