Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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