"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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