how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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