if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.