it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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