I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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